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  • Halloween Jokes

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me. ... One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as ... A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed ... got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the ... She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was ...

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  • How I Met Your Mother - Wikiquote

    Ted: Well, I'm pretty drunk. Look I know the odds are, the love of my life .... [Marshall turns around at the bar to see every hot girl eying him and ... Robin: You tell me. I hated my dress, my date got wasted and puked on me, ..... Ted: So let me get this straight. A funeral is the one time you don't suit up? ...

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  • Blades of Glory (2007) - Memorable quotes

    Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot. ... Chazz : [to Jimmy's voice mail] If we went to a Halloween party dressed as .... Chazz: [drunk while performing in "Grublets On Ice"] I just threw up in here, people. ... What we've got is a cold storage unit that a buddy of mine let me flood ...

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  • halloween costumes : College Candy

    me halloween. Thankfully, they don't give out DUI's for drinking while wearing a moving vehicle. ... You've also got to remember to watch the volume after taking him home. .... Yes, there will always be that goofball who comes dressed as a girl or a penis, ... Let's get creative with those sexy Halloween costumes. ...

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  • 21 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Won't Get You Laid | The Fri...

    And let me tell you, when it comes to seduction, costumes can work like a ... While I like an extra finger as much as the next gal, there's no way I'd go for a guy ... I wouldn't hit on a guy dressed up as a vag or boob- I've already got both that I play with; and to kiss up on a vag just wouldn't do it for me. ...

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  • Wedding Crashers Script - transcript from the screenplay and...

    I've got the perfect girl for you. Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to .... And we're gonna get drunk. - Ha-ha! Keep it comin', love, keep it comin', love. ...... Let me get settled before you go. - You didn't approve of that? ..... I think I had him. - I know you did. Just go kiss the broad. ...

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  • The Clothes That Got Me Laid

    Jude “was taller than I expected, dressed really well, ... The guys were all drunk and she had to carry one of them up the hill. .... I'd let this weird ' virginity' thing get in the way of stuff before and it seemed like hoping .... He leaned down to kiss me, I leaned in to him, and in a mess of furious making out, ...

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  • Halloween and Me

    May 7, 2009 ... For a long time, my folks wouldn't let me watch Twilight Zone or Outer ... But I never, ever would kiss the corpse. Lucky for me, that was optional. .... one shot of my own sweet mother dressed like a hobo and drunk as a skunk. ... I really liked the toga-girl thing, so I got the idea that I could ...

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  • The 10 Best Halloween-Themed TV Episodes Ever - The Telefile...

    Oct 27, 2009 ... the NCIS episode where Abby is dressed up as Marilyn Monroe is a great one. .... Two awesome shows that torture me by being on at the same time! ... I almost forgot about the Two Guys and a Girl Halloween episodes. ... Halloween TV Shows for whole day and that too while dressing up like Halloween. ...

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  • International Talk Like A Pirate Day

    While a lot of fun can be had ce;ebrating TLADP in a church setting (The choir .... He is dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, ... Besides, there already is a Dress Like a Pirate Day. It's called Halloween. .... but they got their requests in early, an' we may have been drunk at the time. ...

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